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yaddayadda...youwantme...yaddayadda
.....tell me something new....
13 April 2005 @ 06:11 pm
Here you will find... yes, that's right. Bible Sex Stories. And they even include the REAL bible passages at the end. Whoa.
http://www.biblesexstories.com/
This is just funny. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't listen to the songs... or read the poems. Neat links, including the one above.
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
And, um.... ya.
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/
I'm a helper.
http://www.biblesexstories.com/
This is just funny. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't listen to the songs... or read the poems. Neat links, including the one above.
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
And, um.... ya.
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/
I'm a helper.
13 April 2005 @ 05:05 pm
I just won a "Who's Who Among Students in American Junior Colleges" award.
I get published in their annual book. I even get a certificate. And a plaque.
I am a happy girl. I kick ass.
I get published in their annual book. I even get a certificate. And a plaque.
I am a happy girl. I kick ass.
I am: 
excited
excitedSinging along to: Real Slim Shady.... AWWWW-YYYEEEEAAAHHHHH
12 April 2005 @ 08:59 am
Saw this while I was skimming for writing work....
"I’m starting a business newspaper for the Redmond-Bellevue-Issaquah Axis of Prosperity."
Fuckyouverymuch. I prefer Axis of Ignorant Arrogance.
"I’m starting a business newspaper for the Redmond-Bellevue-Issaquah Axis of Prosperity."
Fuckyouverymuch. I prefer Axis of Ignorant Arrogance.
10 April 2005 @ 05:04 pm
06 April 2005 @ 09:40 pm
I am: amused
amused04 April 2005 @ 07:35 pm
01 April 2005 @ 02:35 pm
WOW -
I just put in a query to freelance write for HUSTLER.
They are specifically looking for journalism majors in college.
oh, shit. I'm gonna be writing SMUT. Well.... you all should be a wealth of inspiration. Tell me your stories. :)
Oh, and it pays well, BUT the kicker is *this* gem of a line from the posting -
"Preferably, query topics should be anything shocking, controversial or sexy on your campus. Pay is very respectable. And yes, you’ll receive free copies of the issue & other goodies. Send your story pitches only to..."
OTHER GOODIES. heh.
I just put in a query to freelance write for HUSTLER.
They are specifically looking for journalism majors in college.
oh, shit. I'm gonna be writing SMUT. Well.... you all should be a wealth of inspiration. Tell me your stories. :)
Oh, and it pays well, BUT the kicker is *this* gem of a line from the posting -
"Preferably, query topics should be anything shocking, controversial or sexy on your campus. Pay is very respectable. And yes, you’ll receive free copies of the issue & other goodies. Send your story pitches only to..."
OTHER GOODIES. heh.
01 April 2005 @ 10:45 am
28 March 2005 @ 04:29 pm
What do I find so amuzing about this? No one has purchased their BEDDING.
http://wedding.weddingchannel.com/searc
http://wedding.weddingchannel.com/searc
28 March 2005 @ 01:35 am
06 March 2005 @ 04:17 am
for ONCE - I don't look completely retarded in a pic! (and no, i'm not looking for comps. it's just a fact. i'm ok with it.) :) Many thanks to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
monsignor for the photo.....
Singing along to: old shit
13 February 2005 @ 09:36 pm
I need a lawyer who knows washington state labor and industries law, especially deductions from termination wages.
Suggestions?
Suggestions?
07 February 2005 @ 06:25 pm
What the hell is THIA???:
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Previous security experience prefered. Do you want to see pre-release movies and get paid while doing it? Local security company is looking for individuals willing to work on a call list as movie screenings become available. Each screening lasts for 4 hours and is primarily in the Seattle/Metro area. Individuals must be willing to dress professionally for each screening (suit/tie- pressed slacks – no jeans/tennis shoes) and be able to physically detain suspects as necessary.
Listed by Phoenix Protective Corporation on Jan 27, 2005
Last Modified on Jan 28, 2005
Description
Previous security experience prefered. Do you want to see pre-release movies and get paid while doing it? Local security company is looking for individuals willing to work on a call list as movie screenings become available. Each screening lasts for 4 hours and is primarily in the Seattle/Metro area. Individuals must be willing to dress professionally for each screening (suit/tie- pressed slacks – no jeans/tennis shoes) and be able to physically detain suspects as necessary.
Everyone who has lost their job since 1/1/2005, stand on your head.
Apparently, I am going to be ushering in my 29th year with a big ol' bang.
Apparently, I am going to be ushering in my 29th year with a big ol' bang.
Anyone know how to read an astrological birth chart? (And those of you *peers at krautboy, sonder, et al* who are gonna respond with the inevitable 'that's crap', zip it.)
Thanks!
Thanks!
Hi. I am Rachel and I auto login to LJ when I launch the Einterweb.
AND I love Barry Manilow. NO... fer reals.
AND I love Barry Manilow. NO... fer reals.
I am: 
flirty
flirtySinging along to: Manilow... DUH
03 February 2005 @ 11:33 am
I was a financially reckless teen. I was handed a bunch of credit cards at 18, didn't have a job, didn't pay them off. Never taught what a budget was, much less how to balance a check book. Credit report? What was THAT?
After 7 years, the debts wiped off my credit report, though my FICO did suffer.
I took out a stafford loan in the mid nineties. I have made intermitent payments, but whenever I was not employed or making shit money, i couldn't make my payments. Loan defaulted, and I still owe about 2,500. And recently, I started to get my financial ducks in a row, so to speak. Got a credit card, aet up automatic payments, etc. Time to rebuild.
I was about to get a 1200 refund on my taxes. They said it would be deposited 2/4. I check today and it's ALL GONE, eaten up to pay the loan.
Why am I bummed? Not because they took my refund to pay my debt, not because I was expecting the 1200 and now I'm not getting it (it really was extra - excited to get it, but don't NEED it).
No, that was my coachella money. Me and the tard, 1200, vomvamuse and bauhaus, weezer, NIN, etc. Vacation. Road trip. I live for that shit.
And now I will probably miss it. I will miss bauhaus, weezer, my friends, good times, and I will have to listen to the stories. :( Man, that sucks. My fault? No doubt. But shit.
After 7 years, the debts wiped off my credit report, though my FICO did suffer.
I took out a stafford loan in the mid nineties. I have made intermitent payments, but whenever I was not employed or making shit money, i couldn't make my payments. Loan defaulted, and I still owe about 2,500. And recently, I started to get my financial ducks in a row, so to speak. Got a credit card, aet up automatic payments, etc. Time to rebuild.
I was about to get a 1200 refund on my taxes. They said it would be deposited 2/4. I check today and it's ALL GONE, eaten up to pay the loan.
Why am I bummed? Not because they took my refund to pay my debt, not because I was expecting the 1200 and now I'm not getting it (it really was extra - excited to get it, but don't NEED it).
No, that was my coachella money. Me and the tard, 1200, vomvamuse and bauhaus, weezer, NIN, etc. Vacation. Road trip. I live for that shit.
And now I will probably miss it. I will miss bauhaus, weezer, my friends, good times, and I will have to listen to the stories. :( Man, that sucks. My fault? No doubt. But shit.
01 February 2005 @ 03:40 pm
What is WITH people. Is it so fucking odd that I like Bauhaus *AND* Weezer? I can't believe that people would spend their time on this subject. Goths? Vampires? Sunlight? *Handstapleforehead* Oh the HUMANITY!!!! :/ Asshats and Fucktards unite.
http://p073.ezboard.com/fgoldenvoicefrm
http://p073.ezboard.com/fgoldenvoicefrm
A preview of the funnier side of it:
"yeah, but it's still going to be funny.
but what would be even better is if all the gothic kids decided that since they were in the desert wearing all black with make up wouldn't be the wisest choice. so then they all show up in shorts and hawaiin shirts. that would be great."
heh.
http://p073.ezboard.com/fgoldenvoicefrm
http://p073.ezboard.com/fgoldenvoicefrm
A preview of the funnier side of it:
"yeah, but it's still going to be funny.
but what would be even better is if all the gothic kids decided that since they were in the desert wearing all black with make up wouldn't be the wisest choice. so then they all show up in shorts and hawaiin shirts. that would be great."
heh.
I am: anhedonic
25 January 2005 @ 03:45 pm
I feel very strange, but this time it's because:
I just looked at the oscar nominations list and for the first time in my nearly 30 years, I have not seen ONE FILM on the list. Not even for the small awards... not even for sound editing or animated short... i have seen NONE of them.
But all I do is watch movies?.?.? what the fuck? what kinda crap am I watching??
I just looked at the oscar nominations list and for the first time in my nearly 30 years, I have not seen ONE FILM on the list. Not even for the small awards... not even for sound editing or animated short... i have seen NONE of them.
But all I do is watch movies?.?.? what the fuck? what kinda crap am I watching??
I am: 
confused
confused25 January 2005 @ 12:36 pm
http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/p
(MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE COMMENTS BY THE NEARLY 200K SIGNATURES... IT MAKES MY DAY A LITTLE BETTER TO KNOW THAT NOT EVERY PERSON ON EARTH IS A TOTAL SHIT-HEEL.)
I think this is *NEAT-O*. Not because it will do anything, but because people have time in their days to do such things. Good for them, dammit! Now THAT is making a difference in the world as far as I am concerned.
(MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE COMMENTS BY THE NEARLY 200K SIGNATURES... IT MAKES MY DAY A LITTLE BETTER TO KNOW THAT NOT EVERY PERSON ON EARTH IS A TOTAL SHIT-HEEL.)
I think this is *NEAT-O*. Not because it will do anything, but because people have time in their days to do such things. Good for them, dammit! Now THAT is making a difference in the world as far as I am concerned.
18 January 2005 @ 02:43 pm
Ok, dubiousproposal - no removing me... it's behind a cut. I have a long post on the way that you will enjoy i am sure. But this i found very interesting and very difficult in a lot of ways. Put on your psychologist's cap, if you please. :) Then again, maybe I just *think* it's interesting because I am trying to avoid work. Courtesy of wraincloud.
( Survey )
I am: 
horny
horny17 January 2005 @ 03:09 pm
17 January 2005 @ 12:51 pm
Taken from an e-mail I received today from my cousin andrea.
"Lately, I have been crocheting a lot. I am working on an afgan, which is keeping me very warm. Okay I just read what I wrote and it sounds really pathetic. Well, what do you expect, I live in Wisconsin. Write back soon.
Talk to you later,
Andrea"
hehehehehe. I love my hometown. Makes me misty.
"Lately, I have been crocheting a lot. I am working on an afgan, which is keeping me very warm. Okay I just read what I wrote and it sounds really pathetic. Well, what do you expect, I live in Wisconsin. Write back soon.
Talk to you later,
Andrea"
hehehehehe. I love my hometown. Makes me misty.
14 January 2005 @ 01:50 pm
Who is going, who already has tickets, what are you doing after and all that good stuff....
14 January 2005 @ 11:13 am
- can point out every grammatical/linguistic misstep or error in this little quote from Bush. God, it angers me. The subject matter, of course... but the man can't even form a sentence.
"Sometimes, words have consequences you don't intend them to mean," Bush said Thursday.
"'Bring 'em on' is the classic example, when I was really trying to rally the troops and make it clear to them that I fully understood, you know, what a great job they were doing. And those words had an unintended consequence. It kind of, some interpreted it to be defiance in the face of danger. That certainly wasn't the case."
14 January 2005 @ 10:52 am
broken_teacup 's water broke at 7:45 this morning.
She's at Swedish Medical Center. :) Everything is going well, spirits are good and she's walking around a lot.... I'll post updates as often as I get them.
Man, this is 2 in one week for me. How very odd.
13 January 2005 @ 04:36 pm
So, starbucks food is really no better than airplane food. This is the great truism of our time. But i went to get my coffee this morning and low and behold.......
They now have top pot donuts. OMFG. My hips are gonna HATE me.
They now have top pot donuts. OMFG. My hips are gonna HATE me.
What would you do if your roommate was a total drunk, really messy, and a meddler but you couldn't move out and neither could they and you are related to them?
29 December 2004 @ 11:31 am
Ok - here are more details:
I need to be able to track contracts. Names, phone numbers, and I need to be able to assign them a catagory. I need to also create financial reports based on the info. here's an example:
Joe Smith sends us a contract. I want to be able to enter all his personal info, assign it to an investment fund (catagory), enter the total $ amount of the contract, and enter details such as "sent custodian letter on 10/25/04" or "received from custodian; to transfer agent 10/24/04."
Then I want to be able to search by any of the above criteria. If I need to find out how many contracts we have that have been sent to the custodian but not the transfer agent, I want to be able to look it up with a click or two.
I also want to be able to look up info either by # of shares or value of shares, and create reports (financial in nature) based on the catagories.
I have one solid vote for Onyx. Any other thoughts? Oh, and excel compatible is necessary. Thanks!
I need to be able to track contracts. Names, phone numbers, and I need to be able to assign them a catagory. I need to also create financial reports based on the info. here's an example:
Joe Smith sends us a contract. I want to be able to enter all his personal info, assign it to an investment fund (catagory), enter the total $ amount of the contract, and enter details such as "sent custodian letter on 10/25/04" or "received from custodian; to transfer agent 10/24/04."
Then I want to be able to search by any of the above criteria. If I need to find out how many contracts we have that have been sent to the custodian but not the transfer agent, I want to be able to look it up with a click or two.
I also want to be able to look up info either by # of shares or value of shares, and create reports (financial in nature) based on the catagories.
I have one solid vote for Onyx. Any other thoughts? Oh, and excel compatible is necessary. Thanks!
29 December 2004 @ 12:57 am
what is the best software for managing a database that includes text but is also capable of managing financial information?
20 December 2004 @ 01:28 pm
Inspired by krautboy . This is a partial season episode list, and they sound like they are going to be funny. Of course they are... it's FUCKING Family Guy. :) There is hope yet.
16 December 2004 @ 10:54 am
There are certain things that happen in your life to reassure you that you are on the right path.
These are much appreciated, especially if you have been feeling lost or experiencing the pointlessness of this 'failed experiment called humanity/civilization.'
I met up with the ever-wonderful vomvamuse at the Summit Public House which is 3 blocks from my new apartment. I've always needed to have a local haunt that is stumbling distance from my door; a place where I can be a regular and watch games and have my beer waiting for me when they see me coming.
It is a little nerve wracking going to a new place that you hope is cool, and there is always that bit of you that is going to be really upset if it totally blows. Because then what?
They were playing "Love Stinks." Pool table to the right, high, knotty wooden booths.
PBR on TAP.
The TOPPER - A tabletop Galaga, my favorite EVER 80s game. THIS was the *key* element to my success.
Cheap (especially for the price) bar eats. We had 2 stolli vanil and cokes, one PBR, fried mushrooms and onion rings. For $20.
Way way cute bartender boy who is really easy to flirt with. Let's just say 'receptive and recipricative.' (I know that is not a word, and I don't care.)
Life is looking good. I think it was always good.... it's all about perspective.
I am: happy
happy14 December 2004 @ 11:51 am
Can someone tell me why I am unable to post code in rich text mode? I want to use cuts, but whenever I post the code in RT it just shows as code. I've tried everyting I can think of. I'm sure it is something simple.
Thanks!!!
Thanks!!!
13 December 2004 @ 02:52 pm
From a much shorter gentleman (at least, when I am in 4 inch heels and big hair)...
"Man, if I had a stack of phone books, I'd bend you over."
heh.
"Man, if I had a stack of phone books, I'd bend you over."
heh.
10 December 2004 @ 04:32 pm
Spread it around and it will come back to you. :)
1. Reply to this post if you want me to tell you why I think you're neat.
2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post about you and why I think you're all that and the proverbial bag of chips.
3.Post these instructions in your journal. (optional, of course)
1. Reply to this post if you want me to tell you why I think you're neat.
2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post about you and why I think you're all that and the proverbial bag of chips.
3.Post these instructions in your journal. (optional, of course)
10 December 2004 @ 04:18 pm
My co-worker used to be a DJ for 99.9 KISW radio station.
I chat with her on the phone, ask her if she happened to hear what happened to Dimebag and how fucking tragic it is that something like that could happen. I figure she would be interested, given her former occupation at a metal station.
She hadn't heard about it. And wouldn't you know it, they were very close friends. As in, he had keys to her house for christ's sake.
Good Thursday morning.... tell a friend that one of her oldest and closest friends was fucking publicly KILLED the night before. And when she starts rattling off other names, concerned for their wellbeing (like vinnie), you have *no more info* for her.
I thought this would kinda roll off me, but it has stuck as a very profound moment. Just thought I'd share.
I chat with her on the phone, ask her if she happened to hear what happened to Dimebag and how fucking tragic it is that something like that could happen. I figure she would be interested, given her former occupation at a metal station.
She hadn't heard about it. And wouldn't you know it, they were very close friends. As in, he had keys to her house for christ's sake.
Good Thursday morning.... tell a friend that one of her oldest and closest friends was fucking publicly KILLED the night before. And when she starts rattling off other names, concerned for their wellbeing (like vinnie), you have *no more info* for her.
I thought this would kinda roll off me, but it has stuck as a very profound moment. Just thought I'd share.
10 December 2004 @ 03:13 pm
Ganked from mercuryslavejq, sonder, abomina and everyone else.
Your name:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
Do I believe in God:
How long have you known me:
Do I smoke:
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:
Color of my eyes:
Do I have any siblings:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
What's my favorite type of music:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
What's your favorite memory of me:
Any special talents:
Would you consider me a friend:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?
Your name:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
Do I believe in God:
How long have you known me:
Do I smoke:
What was your first impression of me upon meeting:
Color of my eyes:
Do I have any siblings:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
What's my favorite type of music:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
What's your favorite memory of me:
Any special talents:
Would you consider me a friend:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?
10 December 2004 @ 11:52 am
I am: 
content
contentSinging along to: Glamorous Life - Miss Sheila E
09 December 2004 @ 09:57 am
Franz Ferdinand, baby!!!! And The Killers!
I don't care for much of FF's recorded music - but DAMN if they aren't AMAZING live. Seriously awesome.
*GIDDYGIDDYGIDDY* :)
I don't care for much of FF's recorded music - but DAMN if they aren't AMAZING live. Seriously awesome.
*GIDDYGIDDYGIDDY* :)
I am: excited
excitedSinging along to: chanukah song - adam sandler